Chris-Gerards 16th Party : Reasons For Conditions

REASON 1 

There once was a young girl called Samantha ...

She Had An Extremely Good Looking Little Brother, Christopher ...

On 5th August 2006 Samantha Decided To Turn 16 ...

The Party Was Organised And All Was Goooooood ...

But THEN ...

The Party Commenced :O ...

Groups Showed Up ...

We Had Our Cailtin McAllister, Sheree Wilson, Nicki Bell, etc etc etc ...

Then The Crooky Boys Showed Up ...

And All Shot Up The Shit Creek ...

:| :O :| :O :| :O :|

They Turned Up With Their Alcohol ...

And Though Everybody Else Was Boozin They Were All In A Good State ...

But NOO ...

Crooky Boys Have To Get Christopher Steamin Didnt They ...

So As The Night Goes On ...

Me And A Group Of Yobs Find Oursleves At The Offsales ...

(We Snuck Away For More Booze) ...

Big Jondo Finds Himself In A Bush Smooshed ...

My Fuckin 70year old Granda Had To Carry This 6 Foot Fuck Out ...

Agression Breaks Loose Amoung The Party ...

Nikki Finds Herself Chattin Up Paul In The Hall ...

 *SECRET PERSON* Finds Herself Fuckin The Brains Out Dawson On The Slide ...

I Find Myself Kickin Fuck Outtae Finlay In The Toilet *Whoops Sorry* And Leavin Him For Dead ...

Before Spewin All Over The Forest Area, The Hall, The Foyer,The Table and Chairs and All Over My Dad And The Car ...

To Top It Off Uncle Jo Saves *SECRET PERSON* From Disappearin With Dawson Into The Night ...

Aunt Michelle Screams And Swears At Everyone ...

And I Go Home In The Car Hanging Out The Window With My Head In A FarmFoods Bag ...

Passing Everybody Who Went Back To Jo's For An Afterparty ...

Mahn I Was Smooshed ...

How Good ...

Why Cant My Party Be Like That :( ...

Oh Yeah Cause Theres No Entry For Drinkers ;)

REASON 2

Mah Mum Has Paid An Additional £200 In Case Any Damage Is Done Or Shit Like That ... And If The Conditions Arent Stuck By We Loose The Money ... Then Y'all Will Be Payin Up :D. Seriously.

REASON 3

I Said So ... Grrr ... :D

Chris-Gerard